TVF’s College ka Pehla Exam

TVF’s College ka Pehla Exam

September 23, 2019 100 By Ronny Jaskolski


The exam season is here. These young kids who got out of the school
pond and into the college ocean now know after 2 months here that they
have to save themselves from exams. But these creatures aren’t aware that
their college scores won’t matter in their future. Hello, I’m Sir David Attenburraahh! And you’re watching- This college mouse is seeing his college book for
the 1st time after NCERT and Chetan Bhagat’s books. And has found out… Bro, I’m screwed!
How much are you done with? I’m done with everything, bro. I drank a bottle of warm water,
got pressure and cleared it all out! I’m talking about the syllabus, you nut!
How much of the syllabus did you finish? It’ll get done, bro.
Didn’t you get notes from the seniors? No, man. You know, I gave them your
crush’s number but still didn’t get it. Only prayers can save us now. This is a library. This place that lays barren all year has only one creature that exists here.
The teacher’s pet. The fragrance of notes
that scholar Naina Dua has collected draws the other students here
as soon as the first drops of exams arrive. This is her lunch time. Now she will act as if
she knows nothing. Y’all are guys anyway, even if you fail in your college exams
you’ll make videos and earn money. I can’t make cooking videos, can I?
I’m passionate only about studies. So why don’t you learn it.
It’ll help you in future. Hey! What did you say?
How dare you talk to me like that! To calm down this lady who was
instigated by Vikas, Prakash shows her a colorful present. Notes for notes. That’s the law of this jungle. Look at the crowd, man.
As if Taimur’s come here. How will we give back Dua’s notes
in an hour? Forget about Dua,
when do we study? You get the copies done.
I’m not standing in such a long line. Hey there, Topper!
How many times have you revised? Not everyone is like you, is it? You’re an all-rounder in cricket
and studies. No, man.
My form’s quite bad these days. Listen, didn’t professor Wagle give notes
to a few students? – Do you have them?
– Of course I do! I’m just getting them photocopied
right now. Listen, if it’s not too much of a trouble and there’s not much crowd,
can you get it for me as well? Crowd? There’s no crowd at all.
I’ll get it for you. Amazing!
Thank you! Vikas, give me the notes. I’ll get them photocopied.
You go ahead to the room. A few words from the mouth
of girl has excited this boy so much. Now he’ll go to any extent to impress her. I wish my boyfriend loved me this way. I hope you’re listening, Daniel. I feel like I should start right now
after seeing these notes. – Yeah.
– I’ll get going then. – Bye.
– Thanks again. Bye! The first night before the first exam. This group study activity has reached
it’s peak. Some of the groups from the class
like backbenchers, drama team, sports quota students have all started
group study to get passing marks. These hardworking kids are pushed away
by the cool dudes and are never part of any group. – Any doubts in the 1st chapter?
– Bro? Ask me after the exams tomorrow. But it’s the 1st time he can show off
his strengths in this situation. Count it, man! – Who’ll count her real-life followers?
– Look at Jhanvi’s fan pages! She’s from the Pataudi family,
she’s royal blood… Someone has truly said- No matter what guys start
talking about, it always ends up with girls. Whose idea was this group study? My mind is fried, man!
Turn your phone on and play Elvis’ video. Not Presley, Yadav! Don’t you know what I watch? Listen, why don’t you watch it on
your phone, I’ll revise the notes myself. Nice… Very nice… It’s finally the morning of the exam. The one I was waiting for… Bro, come to the washroom
as soon as we get the question paper. – Done!
– I’ll meet you there. Won’t the teacher get suspicious
if we go together? Bro, it doesn’t matter what the world
says, we know we’re straight, right? We confirmed it the other night,
didn’t we? Look bro, we’ll pass together, fail
together and even get married together. – Married…?
– To 2 different girls, okay? These little buds will bloom into flowers
by these question bees. As soon as the papers were distributed,
the students had the their a** whooped open He’s had raddish. After wasting 3 hours of theirs
and mine, these little birds will fly towards
the hostel nest to smoke away their worries
and jerk off and sleep. There were questions even behind the page.
How’d yours go? It was good. Listen, you go ahead,
I’ll join you later. – Hi.
– Hi! – How did yours go?
– Very good! All thanks to you. Come. – Hey!
– Hey… – How was your exam?
– Really good. Prakash, meet Robbie my boyfriend. Robbie, meet Prakash my best friend! Oh so you’re the one she keeps
talking about all day. No matter how well you prepare, you always tend
to miss out the last question in the exam. A glass or heart always breaks. When a dream suddenly shatters, the
universe seems lonely… it seems lonely… Good bye.
I’m heading to Pune.