Stages of Being A College Student | MostlySane

Stages of Being A College Student | MostlySane

November 12, 2019 100 By Ronny Jaskolski


I clearly remember. Mentally, I was already in college before I actually went to college. We used to talk about it in school. It was a long process of being a college student. Hello Aisha! Mom is not allowing me to come for the movie. Once we are in college, we will bunk our lectures daily to watch movies. School uniforms are so boring. When I’ll be in college, I’ll be the most popular girl. Boyfriend? Not now. Once I’m in college. Only school teachers care about you. Once you’re in college, no one is going to look after you. That’s what I want. The guys in college would be so hot. In school they look so boring. College will be fun. Rohan looks hot even in a school uniform. What we’ll do is, we will take admission in the same college after 10th and we’ll all have fun together. Ma’am you need those documents too? Okay ma’am I’ll bring it tomorrow. Will that be okay? My name is not there in this list. The forms are available online? What all documents are required? Okay I’ll get it tomorrow. Mom, the forms are available online. They’re not giving the forms on the counter. Ma’am tell me all at once what documents are required. I’ve been standing the queue for so long. Hey! My name is there in the list! Ma’am I just have two pictures with me right now. My name was in the second list for Kelkar college. Rohan is alo here only. He also got admission in the same college. Who? Meghna’s also in the same college? DD? What’s that? Ma’am please take cash I’m standing in this line since morning. My first day in college. From now on I’ll change everything. A new beginning. No matter what I scored earlier, but now my life is going to change. Let’s not worry about the future and bunk the lecture. Excuse me! One vada pav. How much is it for? 30 rupees. It’s so expensive. Let it be. I don’t want it. Excuse me! Where is classroom number 310? We have a lecture at 7 tomorrow. Everyone used to say you’ll get a lot of time to sleep during college. Who keeps a lecture at 7? Sorry ma’am. I couldn’t find the classroom. Hey! What are you wearing for the fresher’s party? Do you tihnk the senior with curly hair will be at the party? It’s Rose day. What if nobody gives me a rose? We are no longer in school. Don’t call it a period. Call it lectures. Hello ma’am. How are you? Did your daughter pass the exams? Hey! First year, the auditions are going on upstairs. You’re in first year? Kids! That guy over there. He is Rohan from first year. Go and tell him that it’s compulsary to attend the cultural meetings. Hi ma’am. How are you? How was your son’s wedding? Ma’am my attandence will be regular from the next semester. Please don’t suspend me ma’am. Hey first year! What did you get for lunch? Ma’am I wasn’t bunking. We were preparing for the college fest. You’re in first year so behave like it. This is for the seniors. Hi sir! I was keeping the seat for you. Why are you so tensed? We still have one year to worry about the future. Come, lets have some tea. Why are they sitting at my table? Ask them to move and give me one vada pav and tea. Guys! This is my last year in this college. I have learned a lot over here. And on this occasion, I would like to dedicate a song to all my friends. (Sings a song.) I’m gonna miss you guys. I know that after college everyone is going to be busy in their lives but we have to meet every year. I will miss everyone. I will mis the fun we had in this college. I will miss this vada pav a lot after college. I will miss this corridor. I will miss this canteen. Too many memories. I’m going to miss these stairs.