Sex Education’s Most Unlikely Friendships

Sex Education’s Most Unlikely Friendships

February 28, 2020 100 By Ronny Jaskolski


– I’m gonna have a small
gathering of friends at my house tonight. – A party? Who are you going to invite? You don’t have any friends. – [Otis] Yes I do. – Who? – I have you and– (upbeat music) – Hi. You’re new. I work here too, I’m Ola. (jazz music) (grunting) What are you doing here? – I didn’t wanna go home. Why’d you throw a shoe at me? – I’m angry. – Do you wanna go and smash some shit? – Yeah, all right. ♪ Everybody’s been speadin’ the word ♪ ♪ All over the neighborhood ♪ – Why did you do that? – ‘Cause I love you, dude. – Well, I know that I’m bisexual but I don’t like you like that. And I thought you were a lesbian now, you’re into kitchen stuff or some shit. – No, Adam, you idiot, you’re my friend. I love you like a friend. (guitar strumming) Are you okay? (acoustic guitar) – No one’s ever said I
was their friend before. (gasp) – You can put me down now. – You did give me consent, right? I’m just, I’m kind of
worried that you didn’t. – Yes, Otis, I definitely said “Yes”. When I’m sad I make out with nerdy boys. It was 100% intentional. – Why nerdy boys? – Because they think
they’re in love with me which feels amazing until they get clingy and want to show me all their things. – I don’t think I’m in love with you. – Sure you don’t. – Are you sad because of your dad? – Yeah, a bit. He had to quit his job and my mum’s really stressed about it. Thank you for checking in, a lot of guys don’t. (mellow music) – Are you Vivian Odusanya? – Yeah, that’s me, why? – Jackson Marchetti. – I know who you are. – Okay. So, headmaster Groff said
you’ll tutor me this term? – Picnic tables, 6 o’clock, bring your maths homework
and don’t be late. (sighing) – I did it to myself. I put my hand under the weight because I wanted it to
stop, and it did stop and it felt amazing, but now… – It’s okay, but you can’t keep on hurting yourself. – I miss hanging out with you, man. A lot. Please can we be friends again? – Okay. Let’s be mates. – Move that. (chuckles) (mellow music) – I missed you. – Missed you too. – [Mrs. Groff] Hello. – Not history. – Oh, no I’m Michael’s wife, Maureen. – Oh, sorry. Jean. Sex ed… ish. – I usually just have
what Michael’s having. – Well do what I do sometimes. Close your eyes and point. – (laughing) Okay.
– It works. – [Bartender] What can I get you? – I’ll have a Three Legged Monkey please. (laughing) – [Bartender] And you? – I’ll have on of those too. (“Freed From Desire” by Gala) – Can I tell you something? – Yeah! – I don’t have many friends! – Me neither! I think we should do this again. – Yeah! – I’m looking for my chaperone. (mellow music) – Hello. I’m Lily. – I love Tank Girl. – Yeah, it’s criminally underrated. There’s two black hooded rats
mating in the biology lab if you wanted to go
and see after assembly. – Okay. – Hiding from your boyfriend? – He’s being such a dick. – You can talk to me
about anything, you know? Even if you just wanna be distracted. I could speak Gammavelloran to you. (purring and tongue clicking) That meant I made you something. – [Ola] Oh my goodness. – I think I don’t wanna be just friends. – Why? – Because you smell so
much better than a boy. (slot machine jackpot) – You’re a snake. – [Maeve] Yeah? At least I don’t pretend to be so sweet and nice all the time. – [Ola] You don’t know anything about me. – [Maeve] You don’t anything about me. – Stop fighting over a stupid boy! – Aimes, why you crying? – Because I can’t get on the bus. – [Maeve] Oh, Aimes, it’s okay. It’s okay. – Oh, and out of curiosity, what did you come up with? What binds you together? – Other than non consensual penises, miss, not much. – Are you gonna be okay? – I think so. I don’t feel sad, I just feel angry. – I know something that might help. (cheering) – I’m angry that a horrible man ruined my best jeans
and nobody did anything and now I can’t get on the fucking bus! (glass shattering)
(cheering) This is amazing! (cheering) I’m gonna keep smashing stuff. (cheering) – Give it to them! ♪ But you gotta make
your own kind of music ♪ ♪ Sing your own special song ♪