#Momsplaining with Kristen Bell: Schooled by Kids

#Momsplaining with Kristen Bell: Schooled by Kids

October 22, 2019 24 By Ronny Jaskolski


[LIGHT MUSIC] Hi. I’m Kristen Bell, and
I don’t know anything. Well, that’s not true. I know some things. I know the square
root of 81 is 9. I know how to spell
supercalifragili sticexpialidocious. But let’s face it. These facts don’t matter. These are old people facts. New people don’t even
need math anymore. They have you, internet. So today, I’m here
to get an education from the real experts on life. S U P E R C A L I F R A G I L I
S T I C E X P I A L I D O C I O U S. (WHISPERING)
I still got it. [MUSIC PLAYING] (SINGING) To all
you moms out there who’ve been doing it right. [BELL RINGING] That’s a nice size. Today, we’re going to be
talking about words these days. New words. OK. This class is going to
make me cooler, right? Yes. And let me ask you one quick
question before we start. Are people still doing this? [ELECTRIC GUITAR RIFF] Yes. OK, good. Well, we’re off to a
good start, so I’m just going to put like
A-plus on this page. I’ll start a new page. OK, dogs. Dogs is what you call your
friends, like as a nickname. And then what do
you call your dogs? Well, I call my dogs
dogs, and then I call my friends also dogs. That’s tight means if something
is cool, or for instance, say, that shirt you
have on is tight. Is my shirt too tight? No, it’s hard. That’s hard means like,
yo, that shirt’s hard. Which means like– shirt is
cool, and it’s like nice. Yeah. And then dope means,
like, that’s hard, which means it’s like nice. Lit means something that’s
cool that you’re doing. OK. Trippin’, like when someone
says something wrong. Weak. I use it like three meanings,
like you’re not strong– Three? Oh my god, hold on. The same thing is trash. Trash means like– I beat my friend
in a video game. We say, you’re trash. Do you want to take a test? Do I– well, do I
want to take a test? You’re trippin’. [MUSIC PLAYING] Pop quiz! “Dope” is cool. “That’s hard” is also cool. And you say that kind
of stuff to your dogs, unless you’re trippin’ and
you’re calling them trash. Yes. A-plus. [BELL RINGING] [SPLATTERING SOUND EFFECTS] Oh! 3, 2, 1. It’s like worms. Ew, I don’t like worms. Ew, me neither. Have you ever had pinworms? What are those? Ew! My kids gave them to me. My kids are gross. OK. Then we add– ay, ay, ay! Mamma mia! (ITALIAN ACCENT)
Make a pizza pie! So this is tWitch. This is a guy streaming himself
playing FIFA, which is soccer. And this is him here. Yeah. He has a face cam. So the face cam is inside
his pretend soccer game. Well, no. He has like a regular
face cam that’s probably connected to his PC
that’s facing towards him. And then he connected
it to his Playstation. So this is him playing his game
while his face is right here. Are you a rocket surgeon? No. [MUSIC – “BABY SHARK”] (SINGING) Baby shark, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo– It’s got like a hip hop– (SINGING) –shark, doo, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, baby shark. Grandma shark, doo,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Grandma– There’s no teeth. Never miss a chance to
make fun of your elders. (SINGING) Let’s go hunt,
doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Oh. I don’t know how
I feel about this. I guess the circle
of life, right? You gotta teach it. You know what? Do I have my pink? Yeah. You are actually
good at sharing. Thank you, Cameron. I’ve tried for 38 years
to be good at sharing. You’re 38 years old? Cameron. [CHUCKLES] Can you believe it? Is this how you stay in shape? And it just goes on
a loop like that. Mm-hm. And how many times do
you watch it in a row before you throw up? When I think about the
future of the world, I am equal parts
confident and terrified, which is exactly how
my mom felt about me, and how her mom felt about her. And some day, these
guys will grow up and roll their eyes at whatever
it is their kids are into. Can I show you a cool game
that you don’t have to plug in? Yes. OK. Jacks. Bounce the rubber ball. Try to pick up the
jacks all at once. Two. I got one. That’s good. That’s good for your first time! Do you know what
is kind of cool? We’re playing together and
we’re smiling more than when we were watching tWitch. And I’m not even sure we’re
playing this properly.