Family Guy – Meg goes for a college interview

Family Guy – Meg goes for a college interview

September 13, 2019 100 By Ronny Jaskolski


welcome all to James Woods High’s Annual college fair where each year our seniors gather to decide where they will go in the fall to get HPV? Wow make so many choices dad is a state college with an incredibly offensive native American Mascot. I’m Drunky The Dakota University Mascot Look out drunk. I am this is important for sports. Oh Look you can go to Otto Roberts. Oh And there’s anal rabbits oh Boy that is a tough tough place to get into Lois daddy’s tough, but once you’re in there You’ll be surprised how much you like it oh, Mr.. And Mrs. Griffin. So glad you’re Gonna make it You know meg has attracted interest from Several Colleges meg going to college And I always thought she was gonna be one of those ladies, or wears a jean jacket And hangs out at the bar in a chain restaurant Hey, you know you can get a slice of pineapple on your burger here Hey, Jimmy, another water. Call Miller lite water Jimmy knows me. You know that come on Acha ting This one’s on me Merry Christmas meg You really think meg is college Material Principal shepherd Yeah, she’s a solid B Student and that’s quite an accomplishment considering none of her teachers are willing to sleep with her sophomore year She was molested by the Janitor does that help? Mr.. Griffin, I believe they’re called custodians anyway I was able to get meg an interview this weekend at Green Mountain College in Vermont Green Mountain College. Oh my God That’s my first choice can one of you guys. Take me up there Meg please excuse your mother and I for a moment. We need to work out our schedules I’d be happy to take you meg. Oh I think we’re getting closer Hey, what are you doing? Just letting the wind wave my hand sometimes I like to pretend that. I’m flying plus it tickles. That’s stupid Hey The wind wants my hand to go back, but I’m not letting it. I’m stronger than air. Oh My God dad you lost your hand. That’s all right. I can regenerate My name is retep and I am evil Well, I called and confirmed my interview for tomorrow morning. I ordered you nothing. What else is new? Hey night, balls at least there’s one cool person in this dump I want to play this I did you played night moves How would you even know what that song is? From you, Dad. I’ve been hearing that song in the backseat of your car since I was a little kid, huh? I never know you were listening never even knew you were there. What were you a little fat boy with the glasses? Yes, dad. I know a lot about you. You do. I know you’re afraid of guacamole it’s the devil’s vomit in the last election you voted for mighty mouse time to put the Mike mouse in the white house meg and I know you love augustus gloop and you hate mike teavee. Oh don’t even say his name, and you know a lot about me, right? Dad sometimes I wonder why you even had a family, huh? Oh, it’s just I was dating your mother I don’t like the way condoms feel next thing you know I got a mortgage your kid in the crappy job at a toy factory I thought you liked working at the toy factory well, no, I always wanted to be a podiatrist Thanks to you Dr.. Griffin. My bunion is healed, and I can walk without pain this isn’t a joke I once had legitimate aspirations You never got to pursue your dream. No wonder you hate me. I don’t hate you meg. You’re my kid Who had the chicken parm? Oh that’s my second entrée? You know what you have it meg. Thanks, Dad Boy after all this food. We’re gonna have a couple of night moves back the motel later. Ha Dad Oh absolutely you know that’s what this song is about meg it is oh yeah All a Bob seger songs are about taking dumps at night night moves like a rock shake down the fire down below Against the wind was him pooping out of a car Let’s go if we meet any chicks. You’re my daughter Yeah, darling. Oh, God. I gotta take a whiz yeah, I gotta whiz – hey, short, Bike, Gonna, Getcha You got a funny little wiener, but you’re a nice guy meg. This is great, Dad I know, I’m having even more fun than when I I mean then when we went Fiona apple picking Dad they’re all bruised and filthy yeah these might be throwing at busses apples not eating apples She make you can be in the flashback because we’re friends now