College Research Project: The Four Page Zone

College Research Project: The Four Page Zone

August 30, 2019 100 By Ronny Jaskolski


♪♪>>OH HEY, GUYS.>>OH HEY, STACEY, HOW ARE YOU?>>SORRY I’M LATE.>>GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. UM, THANKS FOR LETTING ME JOIN YOUR GROUP SCIENCE PROJECT SO LATE IN THE SEMESTER.>>YEAH, YEAH.>>I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. HEY, WHAT’S UP WITH MATT?>>HE’S THERE.>>WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE SCIENCE PROJECT?>>MATT IS THE PROJECT.>>DAY 15. TEST SUBJECT “M” HAS ONCE AGAIN ENTERED WHAT WE’VE TERMED THE FOUR-PAGE ZONE.>>WAIT, WHAT’S THE FOUR-PAGE ZONE?>>IT’S THE PHENOMENON THAT OCCURS WHEN A PERSON IS READING THEN GETS LOST IN THOUGHT YET, SOMEHOW READS FOUR PAGES WITHOUT PROCESSING ANYTHING.>>OKAY. SO THE PROJECT IS TO EXPLAIN HOW THAT HAPPENS.>>NO, WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE “HOW.” WE CARE ABOUT THE “WHAT,” AS IN “WHAT” CAN WE DO TO THE PERSON.>>PREVIOUS ATTEMPTS HAVE PROVEN SUCCESSFUL, BUT TODAY WE WILL TRULY TEST THE LIMIT OF OUR THEORY.>>OKAY, OH, WHY ARE YOU GUYS DOING THIS?>>FOR SCIENCE!>>SHAKE IT IN THERE.>>THERE’S MORE, THERE’S MORE.>>YEAH?>>OH YEAH.>>OKAY- >>OKAY, WE’VE GOT TO SPEED THIS UP. THAT’S GREAT, THAT’S GREAT. OKAY, WAIT FOR IT, WAIT FOR IT… YES, HE’S STILL IN THE ZONE!>>TIME TO RAISE THE STAKES.>>WHY DID YOU JUST- OH, OKAY! WHAT IS THAT?>>THIS IS THREE STRAIGHT MONTHS, SIX MARATHONS, AND ONE AFTERNOON IN A CHILDREN’S BALL PIT.>>OH! WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, YOU RAN SIX MARATHONS IN THREE MONTHS?>>I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WORE THESE.>>OH, OKAY, OH! UGH! OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?>>MAYBE STACEY’S RIGHT- >>NO! WE PROCEED TO PHASE 4.>>JASON, HE IS GOING TO GET ATHLETE’S FOOT IN HIS MOUTH.>>YEAH, FOR SCIENCE.>>ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON STACEY.>>OH! OH!>>HOLD ON.>>WHAT DID- WHAT DID- OH. WHAT IS THIS? OH! OH MY- OH, ALL RIGHT. HASN’T HE BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH YET? ARE YOU SATISFIED?>>THE FINAL PHASE.>>OKAY. IT’S BETTER IF YOU DON’T WATCH THIS.>>EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME, MISS?>>YES?>>MY FRIEND OVER THERE, HE’S REALLY SHY, BUT HE THINKS YOU’RE SUPER CUTE.>>NO.>>I KNOW YOU’RE LYING, BUT I TAKE WHAT I CAN GET WHEN I CAN GET IT.>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, THAT’S ENOUGH. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! WE’VE DONE IT, WHIT. WE’VE DONE IT.>>WE DID IT! WE’RE GOING TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY BOOKS FOR THIS!>>NEXT SEMESTER WE CAN STUDY WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WALK INTO A ROOM AND CAN’T REMEMBER WHY YOU’RE THERE.>>[STACEY SOBBING IN BACKGROUND]>>OH, MY BROTHER HAD THAT. HE’S IN JAIL NOW.>>WHOA. WHAT DID I JUST READ?>>TUNE IN NEXT WEEK, GUYS, FOR SCIENCE!>>FOR SCIENCE! ♪♪>>I HOPE YOU ENJOYED WHAT YOU JUST WATCHED.>>I’M SURE THEY LIKED IT. CAN YOU JUST PLEASE GO AWAY?>>I WASN’T TALKING ABOUT NO SKETCH. UH, DON’T FORGET TO SUBSCRIBE AND COMMENT BELOW ABOUT ANY OTHER PHENOMENONS YOU’D LIKE US TO TEST.>>SOME OF YOU ARE SAYING, “OH YEAH, I’LL SUBSCRIBE LATER.” I KNOW YOU’RE LYING.