Apparently Trump Knows Numerous Legal Scholars?

Apparently Trump Knows Numerous Legal Scholars?

September 17, 2019 76 By Ronny Jaskolski


LOTS TO TALK ABOUT IN THE NEWS
SO LET’S GET RIGHT INTO IT. ONCE AGAIN, PRESIDENT TRUMP
SPENT THE MORNING TWEETING ABOUT THE ONGOING RUSSIA
INVESTIGATION. TODAY HE TWEETED: “AS HAS BEEN
STATED BY NUMEROUS LEGAL SCHOLARS, I HAVE THE ABSOLUTE
RIGHT TO PARDON MYSELF, BUT WHY WOULD I DO THAT WHEN I HAVE DONE
NOTHING WRONG? [ LAUGHTER ]
HERE’S THE THING, IF YOU’RE ASKING A BUNCH OF LEGAL SCHOLARS
IF YOU CAN PARDON YOURSELF IN THE EVENT YOU’RE FOUND GUILTY OF
SOMETHING, I’M GOING TO SAY, YOU ARE PROBABLY GUILTY. [ LAUGHTER ]
LIKE, AREN’T YOU? [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
ALSO, IF HE DOES THIS, THIS WOULD DEFINITELY BE THE FIRST
TIME THAT TRUMP HAS EVER USED THE PHRASE “PARDON ME.” [ LAUGHTER ]
BUT HE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL, BECAUSE I’M NO LEGAL SCHOLAR,
BUT I’VE ALWAYS HEARD THAT IF YOU PARDON YOURSELF TOO MUCH
YOU’LL GO BLIND. [ LAUGHTER ]
IN OTHER WHITE HOUSE NEWS, FIRST LADY MELANIA TRUMP ATTENDED A
RECEPTION TODAY, MARKING HER FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE IN THREE
WEEKS. THIS ENDED MUCH SPECULATION
ABOUT HER WHEREABOUTS. TURNS OUT MELANIA WAS IN THE
WHITE HOUSE WITH HER HUSBAND DONALD TRUMP THE WHOLE TIME. SO, IT’S WORSE THAN WE ALL
THOUGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
I’M ACTUALLY GLAD MELANIA HAS RESURFACED. BUT, I’M NOT COMPLETELY SOLD
THAT MELANIA’S OKAY, LOOK AT THE PICTURE OF HER FROM TODAY’S
EVENT. [ LAUGHTER ]
THERE’S SOMETHING FISHY ABOUT IT MOVING ON, THIS WAS A CRAZY
STORY– A LOUISIANA AND THIS WAS INTERESTING– A NEW
RESTAURANT HAS OPENED IN BOSTON WHERE ALL THE FOOD IS COOKED BY
ROBOTS. THE RESTAURANT WAS STARTED BY A
GROUP OF ENGINEERS FROM THE MASSACHUSETTS INSTITUTE OF
TECHNOLOGY. MMMM, I’M ALREADY HUNGRY. [ LAUGHTER ]
A ROBOT THAT CAN COOK A MEAL. IS THIS A NEW THING? ISN’T THIS JUST A MICROWAVE? I’M PRETTY SURE I HAD A ROBOT
MAKE ME A FROZEN BURRITO LAST NIGHT. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT’S A LITTLE DIFFERENT THAN HAVING A HUMAN COOKING STAFF. INSTEAD OF FINDING A HAIR IN
YOUR FOOD, YOU’LL FIND A U.S.B. CABLE. [ LAUGHTER ]
AND FINALLY, A PLANE IN HOLLAND WAS FORCED TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY
LANDING AFTER A PASSENGER’S BODY ODOR WAS SO BAD THAT IT CAUSED
OTHERS TO VOMIT AND FAINT. [ LAUGHTER ]
YOU KNOW IT’S BAD WHEN PEOPLE ARE GOING INTO THE AIRPLANE
BATHROOM FOR SOME FRESH AIR. [ LAUGHTER ]
IT’S FORCED THE AIRLINE TO ADD A NEW STEP IN THEIR PRE-FLIGHT
ROUTINE. “EXITS ARE HERE AND HERE. AND PLEASE, MAKE SURE YOU WASH